MR. WOODY MEMBER NOTES
Screamin' Steven J. Flores
(the only one in Los Angeles), is from Fayetteville, North Carolina,
home of the hedgehog and other things too numerous and exciting to
mention. Guitarist for many years in the greater Metropolitan area
has performed with such acts as Predator, Talisman, and SkitzoFly.
He also has many side projects that he never finishes. A simple,
single man, Steve still has his hair and job as a blood cleanser. He
travels across country scouting venues for the future Mr. Woody
World Tour. He currently lives with 2 cats and the world- famous Ray
in Burbank. His dream is to be unemployed like Pat, his role model.
Steve always has time to talk to the ladies, so give him a call,
ladies. Unless you are a lady dressed like man, or a man dressed
like a lady, or a man dressed like a man who wants to be a lady. He
remains in the band despite many on-stage mishaps, like bringing
drunken friends - no wait - that's every day. I
guess you could say he is a pretty good guitar player, but we
wouldn't. Check him out. He's waiting for
you.
|
 |
 |
Ross J. Harvey is the stable
member of the band, but a total fruit loop. He plays bass most of
the time. Sometimes we wonder what the hell he's playing. He
hails from Reykjavik, Iceland where all the famous bass players are
from, like Charlie Watts. He is a simple man, with simple thoughts,
except for his poetry, which really makes us wonder about him. You
can enjoy it ("Rain") on the 2nd CD, Comin' for
You. He is only true family guy in the band. He has a wife and a
kid, just like in the old days when they describe what a family is.
He is a Jewish Carpenter by day and uses the band at night to escape
his everyday family routine. So check him, out, too, ladies.
He's waiting for you. But not if you're dressed like a
man, or whatever... |
| Patrick J. Fez-E. Wig Quinlan III
was born 0n the island of Guam in the South Pacific shortly after
the second World War. He escaped to the US to be a professional
drummer, but unfortunately wound up in Mr. Woody instead. Despite
the band's constant persuasion to take up a simpler instrument
like the harmonica, he persevered and now can actually play most of
the songs all the way through by memory. When Mr. Woody finally
strikes it rich, Pat plans to upgrade from his Fisher Price drum kit
to the deluxe junior edition kit. Pat is also currently single (look
out all you high school freshman girls), and enjoys a good,
competitive, game of shuffleboard. Yet after all this excitement,
Pat remains a simple old gentleman with plenty of time to nap and
watch TV. So girls, bring your favorite training bras to the shows
to throw at him. He's waiting for you. |
 |
 |
Dwight J. Artemis Gordon Odland
from Tunisia is a gifted piano and trombone player, which is
completely useless in Mr. Woody. Since he cannot play a real
instrument, he is the singer, the front man, the focal point, the
VOICE, the myth, the legend, the leader. He lives with a wife and
kids. They inspire most of his material. Dwight is proud of the
songs he has written that detail the ideal lifestyle – sloth,
gluttony, malice, you get the idea. Yet, through all this no fame
and no fortune, he remains...a simple man. He lectures on the
college circuit about the art of song-writing. His songs have been
recorded by such artists as KISS, Box Car Willie, Zamfir, Pantera,
Yanni, and K.D. Lang. So buy him a beer at the next show and the
show will improve. |
|
|
|